This is what you're missing on Sarah Palin's new site

by in people

Sarah Palin launched a new subscription-only website last month.

For only $10 a month you can enjoy coherent, cutting analysis of the day's political issues that would leave Jon Stewart wincing with jealousy. Or something like that...

Just a reminder, this costs $10 a month.

Here's what we can make out she's trying to say, in a quote destined to echo down the ages:

We believe, wait… I thought... fast food joints, meh, don't you guys think they're like of the devil or something, that's what, liberals...

Stay tuned for more.

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